Ben's musical lecture on the perils of love. iTUNES!: AMAZON!: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter! WATCH THE OTHERS! STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: A Bad Lip Reading RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading


Yoda is not fond of seagulls. Full-length version of the song first seen here: ITUNES: AMAZON: Google Play coming soon! Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Theme park manager Eddie Stark has one week to whip his lackluster group of employees into shape before the park's grand opening. EXTRA SCENES HERE:     POSTER AVAILABLE HERE: SONG LINK: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Politicians CAN say what they're actually thinking. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter! Follow on Instagram!


In this new prime-time drama, the Redneck Avengers explore the backwaters of obsession, relationships, and crime-fighting in Oklahoma. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


.and then you invented dirt lumps. More of what COULD have been said in the NFL. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Extended version of the song featured in the Empire Strikes Back Bad Lip Reading -- LYRICS BELOW! iTUNES: AMAZON: GOOGLE PLAY COMING SOON LYRICS: I think it’s about time that I walk away, walk away So I turn around to walk away but then I look back Sad lady make me turn and walk away again Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Please remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day And no one notices Well, I messed up Yeah, I made a mistake I can’t sleep Have to find your place soon My tailor’s awesome All the people looking Rolling like I’m platinum You know I’ve gone a long way to change my mind about us since I seen you But I’m talking at my robot as you mill about the city And I’m on my way Girl, there’s something that you need to know Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Just remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day And no one notices Ahhhh, space station blown away (It’s not the future) Ahhhh, floating in the diaper tank (It’s not the future) Ahhhh, space leprechaun fade away (It’s not the future) Ahhhh, cyborg with no big boy words to say (It’s not the future) Get turnt Get real turnt Get turnt Get, get real turnt Well I’m a jaywalker Got a lot of fresh damage, oh no I can’t always be around to Explore foreign love Overflowing for your love At night I’m sure that when we argue makes me dream about those demon fishies It’s not the way that it’s meant to be and I bless your outfit Mmmm, that’s a good choice What is he saying? I don’t understand Listen girl I hope the heartbreak leaves me on the weekend Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Just remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day It’s a place where Little furry creatures dance but they’re not teddy bears They’re an alien equivalent And they may rage in familiar trees But it’s not the Redwoods you see Alien trees on an alien moon, oh-oh It’s something else indeed Alien trees on an alien moon, oh-oh Time to break it down Break it down, down, down, down Yeah, I was big in Japan I was king of Ping Pong Yeah I was bad at tuba And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce Master, I need one of these Do they come in threes? ‘cause I need to squeeze them Yeahhh Yeah, I was big in Japan I was king of Ping Pong Yeah I was bad at tuba And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce Sometimes that moment when you wish you could run and hide Is when you find you need a new hyperdrive We all sometimes wish we could get away And if you try Then you gotta just make sure if you hide in a cave that it’s Really not some giant space snake Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Just remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day And no one notices Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Just remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day And no one notices Get turnt Get real turnt Get turnout Get, get real turnt It’s not the future Get turnt Get real turnt Get turnt Get, get real turnt It’s not the future Ben's musical lecture on the perils of love. iTUNES!: AMAZON!: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter! WATCH THE OTHERS! STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: A Bad Lip Reading RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading


Katniss and Peeta play their first gig with their newly formed band, Obsidiots. iTunes link: Also be sure to watch: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Another Super Bowl, another Bad Lip Reading. No more kung fu! Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


So THAT'S what they were saying. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Katniss likes her purse, but everyone thinks she doesn't. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Everybody at that party thought Rick was neat. Extended La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum on iTunes! Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


The potential Republican candidates weigh in on a variety of issues. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Tom Brady investigates a theft. and other things that didn't happen Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter! Follow on Instagram!


Democratic hopefuls discuss the important issues of our day. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


No wonder Gwen hates termites. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


We'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain! More fun with NFL mouth shapes. ENDING SONG = Bushes of Love : Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


It's time for a new kind of leader. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


In this very special installment of Bad Lip Reading, Han (voiced by Mark Hamill) struggles with a language barrier. Jessica DiCicco guests as the voice of Rey. Be sure to also check out Mark Hamill’s Pop Culture Quest! First episode here: Follow Mark on Twitter: @HamillHimself         Follow Jessica on Twitter and Instagram: @jessicadicicco Follow Bad Lip Reading on Twitter and Instagram: @badlipreading Thanks for watching!


iTunes: Amazon: Shirts available at Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) Original Bruno video here: Original Gaga video here: Original Jay-Z video here: MORNING DEW That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah Gonna send flowers to all my foes Drive a Mexican cab to the store Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there I'm damp for the easy muffin What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli You got a trophy when you won that thing Aunt Sharona hates a puppet Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone Don't ever make a sick child thick toast Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then Grande taco If I had a furry pet monkey right here Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli One time I drew a pink ice castle with a Green hot dog and three light snacks I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain A midget said speak with an accent So I did just so I could steal his Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain Stop the drama Before I get the sniffles Making happy on my floor, Got a stiffle Boom Bring me my shovel and make one wish Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish? Whoopsie daisy Someone's in my backseat Eatin' orange slices Think they took my coffee Went to the club Got a jawbreaker We about to party balls Cuz I'm a rainmaker Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli Keep wanting your morning dew The world's fastest girl might be wrong We popped the cork, now it's time to go away Keep wanting your morning dew I got that crown, I'll knock you out Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I got ten pounds of peanut brittle And a little poodle got it's coat on Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Is this Idaho? Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho. Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading


Donald and Hillary go head to head in classic games such as Time to Act! , Five Favorites , and I Can Do This! End credits song: Bushes of Love Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


iTUNES LINK: Original video here: If that link is blocked, try this one: Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on Russian Unicorn : Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) RUSSIAN UNICORN I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called Zazoom He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don't y'all just float off Now you're useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home A Hot Pocket for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato We're here for too long We gotta run, ok? And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut. I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it When I count to three dismount Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue I think that I ought to confess I drink fire water But I don't want the keys to your van What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn We can shoot a unicorn Girl, I know you'll like the horn And I'm gonna keep you warm Till you wake up in the morning I know you ain't a bitch Oops I didn't mean to do that I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (sniff, sniff) Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it Hey, that's ok girl! Them strawberries look juicy Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home Bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home I got your Barbie zucchini Happy Monsoon Day! And you promised you'd lick it I'm gonna save a mental kitty I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading


Lyric video of Carl's song from The Walking Dead Season 4 Bad Lip Reading: Song on iTunes: Song on Amazon: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Rick is pretty sure that's not a thing. PART ONE HERE: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Katniss picks out a name for her band, and she's afraid she's in a castle. Link to Obsidiots live show: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton share the stage. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


More NFL Bad Lip Reading shenanigans. PART ONE HERE: ENDING SONG = Bushes of Love : Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Herman Cain lays it on the line, warning against big potato moths. Recommends we throw out the good guys' coal. Original videos here:


Yoda believes in the magic of song, while Vader struggles with technology. Bill Hader, Jack Black, and Maya Rudolph guest. Extended version of NOT THE FUTURE available here: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter! STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading


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On the campaign trail with Mitt Romney. And Bad Lip Reading. Aye, Captain. Original videos are here: Click the CC button for captions. badlipreading.com


Bella. Jacob. Edward. and soul food. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Ben criticizes Luke's taste in music. Jabba redecorates. Maya Rudolph, Bill Hader, and Jack Black guest. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter! STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: A Bad Lip Reading


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Michele Bachmann outlines her campaign strategy. kind of. Original videos here:


Bonus material from the Medieval Land Fun-Time World Extended Trailer, which you can watch here: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Vader keeps texting Leia, while Ben continues his quest for the Pickaxe of Cortez. Jack Black, Maya Rudolph, and Bill Hader guest. Full Bushes of Love video! iTunes: Amazon: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter! THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: A Bad Lip Reading RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading


Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter! Original vids available here: Newt Gingrich discusses hairy chests, Rick James, frilly panties, and more — via Bad Lip Reading. 2012 Bad Lip Reading —


An extended version of Luke's snowspeeder rap, originally seen here: Brought to you by GEICO Follow on Twitter! Follow on Instagram: @badlipreading Like on Facebook!


In this week's episode, El watches the boys rehearse a scene from their play, while Joyce and Hopper butt heads over musical tastes. Featuring Gillian Jacobs as the voice of Nancy. Follow on Twitter! Follow on Instagram: @badlipreading Like on Facebook!


Republican presidential hopeful Rick Perry shares a few poignant thoughts via some very Bad Lip Reading. Original video here: CNN story on BLR and Rick Perry:


Ron Paul: If you refuse, he'll haunt your prostate. Original videos at:


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Available on iTunes: Shirts now available at LYRICS: Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop I can't think when i gotta poop Poop Poop Poop Poop (Poop!) Poop Poop No eye contact! I'll beat you down! 'Cause you know that that's not scary Hero! You'll never find a human that steals school supplies And if you do Let me know who (who) And I'll beat him down. I like to poop poop out the bad vibes That's right, I'm the best one. And when we do a show I always start with this And then usually around five I'll lay down and Then I poop poop poop on the floor! Piano. Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. I forgot to break the mirrors And the spaceship soared away Why not tell me they left? You gotta flush the toilet Yeah, see that's right Professional baby I'm gonna find a chicken fight Then gonna go poo poo Mama told me she wrote me a note She forgot that I'm a soft machine man Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks! When I'm on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i'm dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. I be regular, bitches Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. Yeah I'm going downtown Gotta get me some tissue Fergie used it all up 'Cause she got bowel issues Yeah, she ain't no android You can take my word I'm-I-I-I-I-I'm gonna go poop poop When I'm on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i'm dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. (Th-th-th-that's a big one!) Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. (Open wide!) Yeah, see that's right Hero! ----------- Original video here:


iTunes link: Shirts now available at Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) Original video at: LYRICS: Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night All night I wish I had like 500 Damn boy, if it hurt the first time Shouldn't be riding inside the whore shack Dude's so crazy, he tryin' to sell me hubcaps Hubcap lover won't get anywhere without That bazooka in the front and then a homie tattoo On his shoulder from a Puerto Rican dude he used to knew A dark threat in the oasis sayin' go shorty Listen up, boys We'll have time to play when you go and move that Jaguar Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella I'ma bring stars to make us bizarre We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff We smokin' the right stuff Extra lemon in my Diet Snapple Makes a girl happy Oh yeah that's right S**t that's right Tea got me jammin' from head to toe Now, why in the world did you treat me As if I didn't understand trigonometry and Tai Chi Inverse cosine (see?) Oh my gosh, there's never gonna be a better Padawan than me Meshuggeneh Vinny had a hoopty And the boom boom started moving us Till he proceeded to jump out the train And braid his show-dog, Tiny Timmy Tokyo And I'm pregnant But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella I'ma get dumb and bang a wizard We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smoking' the right stuff We smoking' the right stuff Ain't no big cauliflower Pinch me, ow, don't forget to kiss it Please help me down from this swing I got my plasma sword and I'm ready to crank it! Happy tree, I drink smoothies Don't worry dawg, I'm tryin' to find my shrimp In the cabbage patch, pink spaghetti 500 crackers I was saving for my granny Cosmic wings, whoopsie Let's buy two big industrial windmills I already got one Who needs three? Well, the first one. I broke it But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella We'll blaze up a blunt in my car We going home to eat, ok? Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff But right now I'm flyin' and my crew is on the floor (samurai) Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella We'll blaze up a blunt in my car We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff (Windmill) We smokin' the right stuff Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading


A moving look back at the 2016 Democratic National Convention. Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


Actually, that does sound like a pretty good party. Carl Poppa lyric video here: Full song on iTunes: Full song on Amazon: Like on Facebook! Follow on Twitter!


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