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Nugget, Monty, Cindy, Jerome, Lily, Buggs, and You, take on Ms. Applegate and The Janitor in this silly musical about the game, Kindergarten. Get the Song ➤ === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!


Buy the T-Shirt ► iTunes ► Amazon ► Learn more about YANDERE SIMULATOR from its official blog: Bloopers ► A HUGE special thanks to Yandere Dev for allowing us to do this song, and for lending us his voice as well! Thanks also to Mom0ki for voicing Midori-chan () and SRealms for Midori-chan's character art () We've been dying to make a Yandere Simulator song (literally!) SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! CAST: Ayano Aishi/Yandere-Chan ► Sparrow Rayne () Taro Yamada/Senpai ► Nathan Sharp aka NateWantsToBattle () Osana Najimi/Mei Mio ► Morgan Want () Info-chan ► Gwen Saltzman () Kuu Dere ► Aleu Moana () Kokona Haruka ► Emma Goddard () Oka Ruto ► Kaela Berry () Budo Masuta ► David King () Midori Gurin ► Jen Zhang () Daku Atsu► John Moralis Pompador Hair ► AJ Pinkerton Haruto Yuto ► Jonathan Fung Teacher ► Rob Nelson Sweeping Man ► Scott Leverett () Support from UniG33k ► Katasku & AniYoshi () Lyrics: There he is, my one and only Senpai! (Say hi to Senpai!) He's my future boyfriend. He just doesn't know it yet. (Spring it on Senpai!) I'd tell him all my feelings, all the thoughts I've been concealing, but it sounds so unappealing that I sweat. a lot. Every day, my favorite subject's Senpai! (A+ at Senpai!) I could sit and study him for hours at a time! (Sounds kind of boring!) His eyes! His hair! His derrier! It's crazy and yet I don't care! And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine! Who is that cute little student there and why is she touching his arm? If she puts moves on my Senpai, then I'll have to cause her harm! Maybe I should clean up this body, or just dump it into the trash! Senpai could never love her cause we're such a perfect match! Everywhere that he goes, I'll be there and he won't know! Am I mad? Maybe so, but I love to sniff his clothes. Then I'll make him agree he's my blushing boy-to-be! In the end, all my friends will then see. Senpai notice me! Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai. (Don't look at Senpai!) Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat. (Doesn't sound friendly.) I promise not to hurt her, just to frame her for a murder. She's a Senpai-stealing, sultry little brat. I think. Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai. (Hurry up, Senpai!) Could it be he's making out with her behind my back?! (This could get ugly!) Let's offer her a shower, then we'll turn off all the power, That should sour things and get us back on track! Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cell phone shoved up their skirt! Talking to my Senpai is not an option, unless you want to be hurt. Why is everybody a bit uneasy when I pull out this sharp knife? I am not a killer or psycho; I am Senpai's future wife! Is this fate? Is this stress? Is this Yandere duress? Or obsession? Possession? It's anybody's guess. All I know is this school's full of murder-making tools. It's uncanny, but dandy for me! Senpai- drank this drink! (Lemonade, I think!) Senpai ate this fruit! (Just a bite or two.) Senpai blew his nose! (That's a little gross.) Senpai wore this bathing suit! Senpai called this phone! (You just took her phone.) Senpai shaved this hair! (But it's not from there.) Senpai left this note! (What was that he wrote?) Senpai wore this underwear! Don't you wave! Don't you stare! Don't you act like you don't care! Touch my Senpai; I swear I will maul you like a bear! I'm not weird, or a creep- Though I watch my Senpai sleep. I'm not lovesick; I just want to see. Senpai notice me!


Markiplier, NateWantsToBattle and the rest of our cast take to the mic and bring their villains to life for CUPHEAD THE MUSICAL! (Full Musical ➤ ) Cast The Devil ➤ Markiplier (.) King Dice ➤ NateWantsToBattle (.) Elder Kettle ➤ Jacksepticeye (.) Hilda Berg ➤ Dodger () Dr. Kahl & Wally Warbles ➤ MatPat (.) Briney Beard ➤ The Completionist (.) Cala Maria ➤ Cristina Vee () Grim Matchstick ➤ Andy Stein () Sally Stageplay ➤ EileMonty () Baroness Von Bon Bon ➤ Adrisaurus () Blind Spectre ➤ Midnight Marinara (.) Carrot, Goopy Le Grande & Ribby ➤ Peter Srinivasan () Onion & Croaks ➤ Devon Chenoweth (.) Rumor Honeybottoms ➤ Gwen Saltzman (.) Beppi the Clown ➤ Nate Morse () Cagney Carnation, Djimmy the Great, Werner Werman, Potato, & Minions ➤ AJ () === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!


The animatronics weren't on their best behavior while filming. Neither was Markiplier! Watch the original video here -- === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!


iTunes ► Amazon ► Watch the Sequel ► FEATURING: Markiplier () Dodger () David King ( This video was shot at the YouTube Space House of Horrors with @Legendary Entertainment. Check out Geek & Sundry's Halloweek playlist for the spookiest videos on YouTube: === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: CHAPTER 54, PAGE ONE-HUNDRED AND FIVE: CREATE A HELLHOUND ANTIDOTE AND KEEP YOUR VICTIM ALIVE! IT SAYS TO COVER ONE EYE BALL. AND THE OTHER ONE, TOO. WHAT FOR? THAT'S WHAT THE BOOK SAYS TO DO! WE’LL NEED A PILE OF RAISINS AND A MAGICAL WORD. I LIKE TO USE THE TERM, LINGUINE, CAUSE IT’S PRETTY ABSURD! AND ONCE WE’VE FOUND OURSELVES SOME RAISINS, POUR THEM INTO A SHOE! THEN FLICK YOUR EAR! THAT’S WHAT THE BOOK SAYS TO DO! WE HAVE TO IRON A CACTUS! STICK A BEE IN YOUR NOSE! AND THEN WE’LL EAT A PLATE OF FLAPJACKS! DRAW SOME FACES ON TOES! WE’LL ALL HOLD HANDS UNTIL THEY’RE SWEATY! WE’LL PRETEND WE CAN FLY! AND IF WE DON’T. WE’LL DIE! I MADE THAT PART UP. NOW YOU TAKE A CREEPY BABY DOLL AND SHAKE IT ALL AROUND! THEN YOU SHRIEK LIKE A WEASEL WHILE YOU FLAIL ON THE GROUND! AND ONCE WE’VE DONE THAT FOR TWO HOURS, THROW THAT BABY DOWN THE STAIRS, THEN WE’LL HIT EACH OTHER WITH METAL CHAIRS! I’M HAVING SECOND GUESSES ’BOUT THIS SPELL-CASTING STUFF. OKAY, I FOUND A COUPLE TUTUS- THAT'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH! NEXT WE’LL SCATTER SOMEONE’S ASHES AS WE THROW A PARADE! AND THEN WE’LL SIT AND HAVE A SEANCE WHILE WE’RE PLAYING OLD MAID! WEAR A BIG HAT! DRINK FROM THIS JAR! NONE OF THIS SONG MAKES SENSE SO FAR! I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S UP TO, BUT IT’S CERTAINLY WEIRD- HE KEEPS ASKING FOR TOENAILS- AND A LEPRECHAUN BEARD! I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD TRUST HIM. HE’S COMPLETELY INSANE- AND ALL THE NONSENSE WE’RE DOING SEEMS EXPRESSLY INANE. WE SHOULD TOTALLY KILL HIM! YEAH, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT. I MEAN, HE LOOKS PRETTY PUNY- WON'T BE MUCH OF A FIGHT! WE CAN SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM! DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH HIS HEART! DO YOUR WORST! LADIES FIRST! IF YOU WON’T IMPALE HIM, THEN ENIS WILL START A NEW VERSE! WE GOTTA WHITTLE A PICKLE! EAT SOME PARMESAN CHEESE! AND THEN WE’LL ALL WATCH A MOVIE- OH NO, NOT THE BEES! AND NEXT, WE TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! SUMMON HELLBEASTS FROM SPACE! AND THEN, WHEN THE PORTAL CLOSES, PULL HIS SLEEVE UP TO EXPOSE HIS WOUNDED ARM. AND. KISS. YOUR. FRIEND’S DEAD FACE! LET’S EXPEL OUR SPACE-BOUND HELLBEASTS, THEN WE’LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH! WE’LL WATCH A FLICK AND EAT SOME CHEESE AND CUT A PICKLE AND DASH- -INSIDE TO PLAY KAZOO AND WEAR A HAT! USE METAL CHAIRS LIKE BASEBALL BATS! AND FLAIL AND FLY AND PAINT ALL YOUR TOES! WE’LL EAT SOME FLAPJACKS AND STICK BEES IN YOUR NOSE! TO GRAB A SHOE TO FILL WITH SNACKS AND FLICK YOUR EAR WITH SNEAK ATTACKS AND SCREAM LINGUINE TO THE MAX SO HERE IT GOES!


Fran Bow is committed to finding Mr. Midnight. Or, at least, she's committed. More Miss Bird ► iTunes ► Bloopers ► Amazon ► === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: I've seen a world unlike any you’ve seen, full of creatures who’ve been in my dreams~ I know a pain like you wouldn’t believe, one that rips me apart at the seams! “Take your pills, Fran!” “Just lie still, Fran!” Is that dead girl me? “Fran Bow!” “Fran Bow!” “None of this is real!” So they tell me. Shall we see what these reveal? I hear Itward’s whispers echo in my mind… It’s a perfect time to die Finding Mr. Midnight. I’ve seen the end of a number of lives; And I wonder if I caused a few… Am I ghost? Is my heart made of wood? Is that blood on my hands from me or you? I hear voices… All these noises… Are my choices gone? “Fran Bow!” “Fran Bow!” “Puppet on a string!” You can taunt me, haunt me- It won’t change a thing. Because Itward’s whispers echo in my mind… It’s a perfect time to die Finding Mr. Midnight. Every memory is a mystery or lie… Tears well from the blood in my eyes… “Fran Bow! Fran Bow!” “How’d your parents die?” You won’t trust me; just be- -ware the shadow’s lies. He’ll surround you, drown you! Bury you alive! But you’ll shake him, break him each time you survive. So let Itward’s whispers echo in your mind… It’s a perfect time to die… Finding Mr. Midnight.


Monika's forming a Doki Doki Glee Club next!.SPOILERS INCLUDED. Sponsored by VRV. Start watching now! ➤ (Random Encounters received free product/compensation for the production of this video) BUY THE SONG ➤ BEHIND THE SCENES ➤ BLOOPERS ➤ Thank you to our fantastic cast, some of whom you may already watch on YouTube! Please check out- OR3O (Monika) ➤ Adriana (Natsuki) ➤ A big thank you as well to Gwen (Yuri) and Katie (Sayori), who can be seen in even more Random Encounters musicals! Shout-out to Genuine () for lending a hand/ear on set with music! (Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ Subscribe Now and Watch us Weekly! ======================= ✪ GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ✪ EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS: ➥ BASIC: ➥ Back us on Patreon for exclusive perks, including free music ☞ ======================= LYRICS: Welcome to our meeting! Are you into reading? No need for being coy! We'll improve your uptake! Have a friggin' cupcake, And must you bring a boy? Time to write some poems! Don't be scared to show 'em; The festival's days away! You could help with baking- Or with banner-making! And I'll. walk home alone today. Maybe we're friends. Maybe we're more. How could he love a simple girl next door? I'm just not the type he's looking for. Hey, Sayori, you doing okay? I'm having a difficult day. I'd say! You seem pretty lonely. I wish I could make her grin, All she wants are things back the way they've been. She's depressed and stressed and she's feeling blue, so I don't want Sayori hanging around you! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Just Monika! Manga is my passion. Don't you dare be bashin'! The writing's got finesse! Maybe you should borrow these until tomorrow. -Were you looking up my dress?! Let's go read a story! What about Sayori? Let's talk about me instead! I've been learning piano! And I sing soprano! And I can't get you out of my head. Can't look away. Can't help but blush. Where did I get this overwhelming crush? It’s sharp as a knife and twice the rush! Yo! There's something I think you should know! I've never seen Yuri so- -sAnE aNd cHiLL ANd sTiLL kinda sweaty. And I don't mind cutting to the chase: I'm in love with you and your gorgeous face! That's a sentiment I can't allow, So my dear friend Yuri is getting the point now! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Monika! Just Just Monika! Could you have guessed? Maybe you knew? Natsuki is next; I'm deleting her, too! We don't need cupcakes or poems or tea; I only need you to love me! Hey. There's no one else in our way. So look at me and just say right here, my dear, that you love me. And we'll sit here 'till the end of time, cause I've earned this and you're finally mine! And I'm sorry what you've had to see, But it no longer matters, cause now you belong to me! MONIKA: Forever! Forever! Forever! Forever! Forever! Forever! Forever! FOREVER!


Stop motion studio tours are a dirty job, but someBendy's gotta do it! BUY THE SONG ➤ BEHIND THE SCENES ➤ STORYBOARD VERSION ➤ === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! === LYRICS: Come, get a look! It’s nothing like you’ve seen! It’s my trendy new Bendy Ink Machine! So amazing it’s crazy! Believe me, it’s true! Allow me to show What my Ink Machine can do! Come take a peek, Cause nothing else compares! There’s no fee, so feel free To stop and stare! From the spout to the sprockets And the bits in between, I’m in love with my ink machine! Such simple work, It’s practically obscene That I’d choose not to use My Ink Machine! Twice the speed, half the work, in a third of the time! Convenience so genius, It ought to be a crime! Waste’s at a low, Efficiency is high! Every load’s up to code And certified! Sure, there’s kinks, quirks, and hiccups, But they’re far-flung between! Nonetheless, I still think the Best of my Ink Machine! How could one resist this Perfectly pristine Eco-friendly, Patent-pending Bendy Ink Machine! Here’s to my new Ink-credible machine! Overclocked! Fully stocked! And squeaky clean! No device is as safe, Nor as sleek in design! No chap’s apparatus has half the class of mine! See top-end tech And luxury combined! It’s indeed guaranteed To blow your mind! It can speak for itself, If you know what I mean! It’s my praised and reputed- -ink not included- -exclusive Ink Machine!


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Everybody's hungry for something and Pac-Man hasn't a ghost of a chance! iTunes: Amazon: CAST RECORDING: === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: Hi, good evening! Pleased to meet you, my name's Blinky. I'm here to dine upon your brains til' you are dead. So now if you wouldn't mind, Just stand still for a short time While I feast upon your tasty yellow head. Hey buddy, Take it easy! Please don't eat me! I got a Missus and a kid at home to feed. Well, I'll see what I can do, But I just may eat them, too! You wouldn't hold out on a hungry ghost in need. So I'll put you in this pot And then I'll fasten on the top, And at the end, I'll eat you up! Hey guys! What's going on? Ooh Pac-Man! My favorite! There's nothing so delectable as Pac-Man, Full of flavorful sensation and succulence! Be he spicy, sour, or sweet, Je dis toujours bon appetit! Sautee, flambe, and marinade- Piece de resistance! I'm just a bit too busy to be dinner. I got 240 dots I need to munch. But I'm hungry as a horse. I can't wait for second course! I'll just have to have myself an early lunch! I'll slice and dice and chop Until you're minced up yellow slop, And at the end, I'll eat you up! Sweet! A Pac-Man! I call dibs! Hey, I've already made my reservations! I'd love a Pac-Man salad-- extra Pac, please! Or a side of Pac-Man fries and ketchup Pacs! Um, I think this Pac-Man's mine. No he's not! Look at the time! Guess I'll be going-- --Straight down my digestive tract! We could roast him! We could grill him! We could bake him! We could cake him! We could season him with--- Parsley! Pepper! Nuts! We'll cook Pacman as we please! He looks like a talking cheese! And when we're done, we'll eat him up! First we baste him. Brown and braise him. Honey glaze him. Then we taste him! Then we'll eat him up! Dah!


Baldi's about to teach us a lesson we won't forget. No singing in the halls! BLOOPERS ➤ iTunes ➤ Amazon ➤ Spotify ➤ (Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ Subscribe Now and Watch us Weekly! ======================= ✪ GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ✪ EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS: ➥ BASIC: ➥ Back us on Patreon for exclusive perks, including free music ☞ ======================= LYRICS: A mysterious package arrived at my door. Inside was a game I'd never heard of before. It looked pretty dated, but since it was free, I booted up my ancient Hewlett Packard PC. I put in the disc. It started to run. Then braced myself for educational fun! WeLcOmE tO BaLdI’S BaSicS iN eDucAtiON aNd LeArNinG! All I need is seven notebooks To break out of this game. Trapped inside of Baldi's Basics, And Baldi’s pretty unnerving… i HeaR eVeRY dOoR yOU oPeN! I dared not doubt his claim. I found the next notebook, on a desk before long. “I gEt mORe AnGRy eAcH tIMe yOu aNSwEr wRoNG.” The numbers were jumbled, indiscernibly math… I knew from the smacking I’d incurred Baldi’s wrath! Out in the hall, I heard a loud crack. Baldi was there, and he was on the attack! Can't escape from Baldi’s Basics! I can’t get past It’s a Bully- GoNnA tAkE a PiEcE oF yOuR cAnDy! Now I'm as good as dead! Let me out of Baldi’s Basics, for love of all that is holy! Should've lit this game on fire and gone right back to bed! I aM cOmInG! I sEe YoU! What the fudge does this thing do? It closed in fast and cornered me- I’Ll hUg YoU fOr eTeRniTy! A student named Play Time appeared in my way. She pulled our her jump rope and said “LeT’S pLaY!” I tried to escape, but Baldi burst through the door.so I began skipping rope as I had never before! One… Two… Oops! You messed up! One… Two… Oops! You messed up! One… Two… Three… Four… Aw, that makes me sad… It’S sWeEpIn’ TiMe!!! I ran like the wind, and heard the Principal call as I dashed through the doorway, “No running in the halls.” His finger was pointed, his expression quite stern. “Detention for you,” he said. “When will you learn…” The timer ticked down… The smacking drew near… Two seconds more before Baldi’d be here-! Out of time in Baldi’s Basics, And Baldi’s one step behind me! Only missing one more notebook, But Sweeping Time appeared!… No way out of Baldi’s Basics, And Baldi’s certain to find me! Can’t escape or use the soda, And there ain’t no notebook here! WHERE IS THE SEVENTH NOTEBOOK?!


Tattletail's got some mommy issues. iTunes ► Get the Plushie ► Bloopers ► Starring SPARROW RAYNE! ► === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics Did I make a grave mistake? I don't know what to do. Heart is racing; who's she chasing? Is it me or you? Hush now, quiet! Close nearby, it's heading right this way. Piercing eyes and fangs the size of knife blades built to slay. (Don't hide from Mama, she knows where you are) Come on, hurry! Aren't you worried? Mama's come to play! (Don't run from Mama! You won't get too far!) Palms are sweating, Brow is getting Damp with perspirant fear. Hands are shaking, Why's this taking so long? Mama's here! The pitter and patter of feet! You cannot elude me, my sweet! No, don't do this! Please pull through this! I can't charge you now. What's that scraping? No escaping! Must you be awkwardly loud? (All the children tried to hide, but Mama could not be defied.) (Turn the page and hear the tale of Mama's talking Tattletail.) Terror, Trauma, No More Mama! Terror, Trauma, No More Mama! Terror, Trauma, No More Mama! (No more running.) Terror, Trauma, No More Mama! (Mama's coming!)


Having fired Markiplier for what Phone Guy calls an unfortunate firearm-related incident, Freddy Fazbear's is hiring someone new for the night shift. iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 1 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 2 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 4 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 5 ► COMPLETE FNAF MUSICAL ► NATEWANTSTOBATTLE (Himself) ► XANDER MOBUS (Freddy) ► SARAH WILLIAMS (Chica) ► AJ PINKERTON (Bonnie) ► DAVID KING (Foxy) ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics------ It's been seven years since I worked at this place-- --a part of my life I much regret. Saw kids burst in tears, a bear start eating a face. I tried to move on and just forget. But YouTube ad rev is terrible, SO. Hey, where's Bonnie? I haven't seen him. “Bonnie?” What could this be?  It wasn't here before, it's bigger than me. Maybe it's a big box! Obviously it's full of party favors! Pickles! Ponies! Pizza!  The pox!.what? Falling asleep until a phone starts ringing six inches deep beneath the mess on my desk! Why would they keep a rotten cupcake up here? Creepy and grotesque. Maybe we shouldn't touch it- Why not?  It's just a shady crate! It could be corrosive- Or even explosive! And nobody knows if it's not safe! Fine, okay!  Just give me a minute!  I'll wrap it back up and-. uh oh. Camera's gone dead. and now I'm wondering if it's all in my head.  (Yes, it's all in your head!) Bonnie, you said it’d only take a minute- Maybe it took him instead. What should we do?  I'm good at panicked screeching~ Let's look for clues.  Bonnie's got to be near! Chica, would you- “AAAAGH! Oh, sorry— -go look inside the kitchen. How could he just disappear. Where's she going? Screen's not showing- Could’ve sworn that camera was fixed. Foxy, can you help me? I need you, please, to tell me, where Bonnie is before it turns six- Why's Bonnie here?  And why's he tied up?  What's that sound in my ear? It's cause the music box stopped! Chica?! Oh dear!  Watch out!  He's coming for you! Good thing this door can be LOCKED- Got nowhere to run, and I've got no place to hide! Got no chance to fight or even pray! He's got to be stopped! He's too destructive to live! MRRRM-MMM-MMUGHH-MMRRM! What did he say? He said, Watch out for the fan! A little help would be great! My face is about to be filleted! Look!  The Puppet is here to send him back to the crate! Hey!  Look out for your strings!  Ooh.  Too late.


Our Cuphead cast went off-script and had some fun with their characters! Check out their channels below! FULL MUSICAL ➤ ---WATCH THESE CHANNELS--- The Devil ➤ Markiplier (.) King Dice ➤ NateWantsToBattle (.) Elder Kettle ➤ Jacksepticeye () Hilda Berg ➤ Dodger () Dr. Kahl & Wally Warbles ➤ MatPat (.) Briney Beard ➤ The Completionist (.) Cala Maria ➤ Cristina Vee () Grim Matchstick ➤ Andy Stein () Sally Stageplay ➤ EileMonty () Baroness Von Bon Bon ➤ Adrisaurus () Blind Spectre ➤ Midnight Marinara (.) Carrot, Goopy Le Grande & Ribby ➤ Peter Srinivasan () Onion & Croaks ➤ Devon Chenoweth (.) Rumor Honeybottoms ➤ Gwen Saltzman (.) Beppi the Clown ➤ Nate Morse () Cagney Carnation, Djimmy the Great, Werner Werman, Potato, & Minions ➤ AJ () === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!


Cuphead's new job has made him a few colorful enemies. (Thank you to all the YouTube stars who helped bring these highly animated villains to life!) iTunes ➤ BLOOPERS ➤ RECORDING VIDEO ➤ Check out Amazon, Spotify, and other digital stores for more music download options! Cast The Devil ➤ Markiplier () King Dice ➤ NateWantsToBattle () Elder Kettle ➤ Jacksepticeye () Hilda Berg ➤ Dodger () Dr. Kahl & Wally Warbles ➤ MatPat () Briney Beard ➤ The Completionist () Cala Maria ➤ Cristina Vee () Grim Matchstick ➤ Andy Stein () Sally Stageplay ➤ EileMonty () Baroness Von Bon Bon ➤ Adrisaurus () Blind Spectre ➤ Midnight Marinara () Carrot, Goopy Le Grande & Ribby ➤ Peter Srinivasan () Onion & Croaks ➤ Devon Chenoweth () Rumor Honeybottoms ➤ Gwen Saltzman () Beppi the Clown ➤ Nate Morse () Cagney Carnation, Djimmy the Great, Werner Werman, Potato, & Minions ➤ AJ () A HUGE THANK YOU to StudioMDHR for such an incredible game and amazing characters to feature! Please support them and buy the game (and soundtrack!) today. and then join us eagerly awaiting a sequel! ;) (Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ Subscribe Now and Watch us Weekly! ======================= ✪ GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ✪ EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS: ➥ BASIC: ➥ Back us on Patreon for exclusive perks, including free music ☞ ======================= LYRICS Once upon a time, there was a little fella named Cuphead. He and his brother had a bit of a gambling problem, and things got kind of out of hand. The sleazy townsfolk met together that night to discuss the problem, knowing that Cuphead would soon be coming for them… You’ve all probably heard the rumors- -about this plucky little fella named Cuphead- -He’s coming to collect on our deals with The Devil- -and we need to stop him! Hey! He’s comin’ this way, so beware! Say, let’s shoot him right out of the air! I could put him on icing myself! And we three veggies won’t be so good for his health! Let’s just smash him! Or whack him with a trout! We could thrash him- And then pour his insides out! We’re gonna kill off Cuphead! We’re gonna make him die! We’re gonna kill off Cuphead with a big goodbye! We’re gonna kill off Cuphead! We’re gonna make him pay! His debt to the Devil is coming due today! Ooo, just wait’ll I get my wings on that Cuphead! I’d like to chip his china… I’ll see that his life is cut short! While I call in the cops to come bee support! Why not give him the ride of his life! Then shank that shnook with a briar sharp as a knife! Let’s use science! And arm ourselves for war! Sky-high violence- -is what Cuphead has in store! We’re gonna kill off Cuphead! We’re gonna make him die! We’re gonna make him fish food! And zen ve’ll make him fry! We’re gonna kill off Cuphead! We’re gonna make him pay! His debt to the Devil is coming due today! One shift of the stars, and the tide is sure to turn! Too bad Cuphead’s about to lose big! Three heads will hunt him till Cuphead feels the burn For the rest of his headlining gig! They call me King Dice, cause that’s who I am! A royal pain whose diabolical plan to close some contracts needs a sucker or two. So come on, Cuphead! Kid, I’m talking to you! Come shake my hand! We got a deal? Good, cause now it gets real… You agreed to my game and you lost! You accepted the odds, now you’ll cough up the cost! Don’t screw with me kid, or I swear I’ll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware! Scare him! Scorch him! Let’s liquify his brains! Taze him! Torch him! And then bury his remains! We’re gonna kill off Cuphead! We’re gonna make him die! It’s his final curtain! And the end is nigh! We’re gonna kill off Cuphead! We’re gonna make him pay! His debt to the Devil Is coming due today! (x5) And they all live happily ever after! Wait, no they didn’t. I’m pretty sure those people killed him. Oh well. Circle of Life.


iTunes: Amazon: Also available on Spotify & Google Play Eevee will make your dreams come true. Provided you have enough Gym Badges, of course. Bloopers: Starring: Dodger ( & ) With: Dave Bloom Justin La Torre () Devon Chenoweth Sam Janes Colleen Hur Jordin Overton Sparrow Stransky Jon Courtot Angi Viper () Shawn Bean Sara Bartelt Anna Bartelt AJ Pinkerton () Peter Srinivasan () David King Matt Holley Cinematography: Daniel Valentine Assistant Camera: Justin Vivian Wardrobe: Angi Viper () Hair: Sparrow Stransky Filmed at BEX BAR & GRILL, Lancaster, CA === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: I MAY BE NORMAL, BUT I'M NO AVERAGE GIRL~ THERE'S NO ONE LIKE ME IN THIS POKEMON WORLD~ SO CHOOSE ME, BABY! COME ON, GIVE ME A WHIRL~ I'LL BE. YOUR. --HEART! YOUR SOUL! YOUR DIAMOND AND PEARL! THEY SAY AN EEVEE IS A TRAINER'S BEST FRIEND~ A BALL OF VERSATILE FLUFF~ YOU CAN MAKE ME FIT YOUR FAVORITE TREND~ BE IT FIRE, ICE, OR.OTHER STUFF. I CAN EVOLVE TO MATCH MOST ANY TASTE~ THE PURRRFECT FIT FOR YOUR TEAM! USE A STONE! SHOW SOME LOVE! I CAN FIT LIKE FURRY GLOVES! THEN YOU'LL SEE! THAT I CAN BE! WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE! SOME LIKE IT HOT, SOME LIKE IT WET! SOME LOVE THE SHOCK- I'M YOURS TO CHANGE. EVOLVE ME DAY AND NIGHT-- (WATCH OUT, I BITE~) I'LL SATISFY YOUR NEEDS, NO MATTER HOW STRANGE. SO CHOOSE ME, BABY! PLEASE DON'T LEAF ME BEHIND! I GUARANTEE I'M YOUR TYPE! ~AND I. MAY PLAY COLD, BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND I ENJOY A ~TRIPLE POKEMON FIGHT~ COME BE MY MASTER; I'M YOUR DREAM WORLD COME TRUE! I GOT A LOT OF E-X-P! I LOVE COMPETING (AND SOME BREEDING.) I'M THE POKEMON THAT YOU'RE NEEDING! I'LL BE YOUR SYLVEON~ I'M YOUR CHARMING POKEMON! I'LL BE. WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE!


Original Song: Bloopers and outtakes from filming with Markiplier and Dodger! This video was shot at the YouTube Space House of Horrors with @Legendary Entertainment. Check out Geek & Sundry's Halloweek playlist for the spookiest videos on YouTube:


iTunes: Amazon: JWittz, Shofu and your favorite Pokémon YouTubers team up for an epic Pokéventure! Dodger: Jwittz: MegaSteakMan: NateWantsToBattle: Shofu: === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! TRAINERS: We're on our way! First day of class! Junior Trainers! Youngster, School Boy, Beauty, Lass! Professor Oak Puts me to Sleep! Teaching TM's, I can't help but count Mareep! Gym Leaders! Poke Breeders! GARY OAK: Smell ya later, Gramps! Gonna meet our new teacher! SYCAMORE: I've a course on fighting- It's pretty darn exciting! Alas, it's all online, So it's mostly just all writing. TRAINERS: Oh I'm Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors About Pokemon! Taking all the courses! Citing all our sources! Write what Sycamore says About Pokemon! ROWAN: Looks like you worked pretty hard! F+ TRAINERS: Professor Elm Became confused- ELM: Where do these Eggs come from? I have no clue! TRAINERS: He lost his notes, Was late to class, Got jumped this morning While walking through a patch of grass! STUDENT 1: Aced Trading! STUDENT 2: F for Fainting? Should've done better, But Rowan was grading! STUDENT 3: Got a B in Berries Your Pokemon Might Carry! SYCAMORE: Tonight, you're writing papers judging Dragons versus Fairies! JUNIPER There's a Pokedex project that's due on next Monday morning. BIRCH: Try tossing apples instead! OAK: Add one drop of Repel.or was that Potion.? ROWAN: I hate every color but red! SYCAMORE: There's a Test on battling Ghosts GHOST: Don't forget the silph scope! JUNIPER: Origin theses are due! ELM: There's a simply revolutionary Mega Evolutionary Form that's truly brand-spanking new- OAK.this picture is not very good. TRAINERS: Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors About Pokemon! Staying late completing All required reading! Spending lecture Tweeting About Pokemon! Gonna be a Master! Starting the semester! Learning from Professors About Pokemon! We'll continue waiting! We're anticipating Finally graduating to catch Pokemon! STUDENT 4: Paying student Loans to study- TRAINERS: -Pokemon!


The only thing worse than a neighbor who won't say hello, is one who won't say goodbye. BUY THE SONG ► BLOOPERS ► BEHIND THE SCENES ► RECORDING ► COMMENTS ► STORYBOARDS ► Check Amazon, Spotify, and other stores for even more music download options! (Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ Subscribe Now and Watch us Weekly! ======================= ✪ GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ✪ EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS: ➥ BASIC: ➥ Back us on Patreon for exclusive perks, including free music ☞ ======================= Lyrics: HEY THERE, NEIGHBOR! CAN I COME INSIDE? COME ON, NEIGHBOR! WHATCHA GOT TO HIDE? I’M NOT ONE FOR GET-TOGETHERS AND I DON’T LIKE SOCIAL CALLS. JUST IMAGINING ME MAKING FRIENDS MAKES MY SKIN BEGIN TO CRAWL! HOLD ON, NEIGHBOR! ONE SMALL FAVOR! LET ME IN YOUR HOUSE! SOMETHING EXCITING WAITS INSIDE THE BASEMENT! GOTTA SEE THE BASEMENT TONIGHT! NO ONE BUT ME CAN SEE INSIDE MY BASEMENT! I’LL NEVER EVER SHOW WHAT’S INSIDE- CAN I SEE WHAT’S IN YOUR BASEMENT? HOWDY, NEIGHBOR! THINK I FOUND YOUR GLUE! WHAT’S UP, NEIGHBOR? THIS BELONG TO YOU? I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR NEIGHBOR, OR TO SEE YOU SNEAK AROUND. IF I FIND YOU BREAKING IN MY HOUSE, I WILL PUT YOU IN THE GROUND! WHOA THERE, NEIGHBOR! “HOME INVADER” SOUNDS A LITTLE HARSH- WHAT KIND OF SECRETS WAIT INSIDE THE BASEMENT? GOTTA SEE THE BASEMENT TONIGHT! WORD TO THE WISE TO STAY OUT OF MY BASEMENT! I’LL NEVER EVER SHOW WHAT’S INSIDE- CAN I SEE WHAT’S IN YOUR BASEMENT? MAYBE IF I JUST- -PROBABLY NOT. OR I COULD TRY TO- -THAT ALL YOU GOT? YOU CAN’T KEEP ME OUT! I’LL FIND A WAY! / CAN’T YOU JUST GO AWAY? GOOD NIGHT, NEIGHBOR… CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SLEEP… SWEET DREAMS, NEIGHBOR- HOPE YOU’RE DREAMING DEEP! CAUSE I’VE GOTTA SEE YOUR BASEMENT, GOTTA KNOW WHAT WAITS WITHIN! COULD IT BE A SECRET TREASURE TROVE, OR A DEADLY DEN OF SIN?! WAKE UP, NEIGHBOR! DON’T DELAY! THERE’S SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE! FINALLY I’M GOING DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT! BET THAT BASEMENT’S REALLY A SIGHT! ONE MORE DOOR BETWEEN ME AND THIS SECRET BASEMENT! LET’S OPEN UP AND SEE WHAT’S INSIDE- -WHAT’S INSIDE MY NEIGHBOR’S BASEMENT! CAN’T LET HIM GET IN- -SIDE MY SECRET BASEMENT! GOTTA KEEP IT ALL OUTA SIGHT! DON’T GET ANY CLOSER STAY OUT OF MY BASEMENT! I’LL NEVER EVER SHOW WHAT’S INSIDE- INSIDE MY NEIGHBOR’S BASEMENT! WHOA YEAH! BASEMENT! WHAT IS INSIDE! IT’S TIME TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND INSIDE TIME TO SEE WHAT’S IN YOUR BASEMENT!


iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers ► Sparrow Rayne ► The Propmaster's Handbook ► Vhinfy ► Lyrics ► Welcome to Vault Sixty-Eight, a place that could use a woman's touch. One lady plus a thousand men to play with, but it seems I may have played with them too much. Please save me from Vault Forty-Three! A panther's been put here by mistake! It's wild and it's vicious, and thinks I smell delicious! Good thing Vault tech's unlikely to break- So seal the door and stay inside 'Til hope's no more and all your dreams have died! Yes, life in vaults is quite a curse, but Vault-Tec tells us all the fallout's surely worse! Greetings, my Vault Dweller friends! I'm king and commander of this vault! You may say I'm just a lonely psycho, but if I kill you, it's all the puppet's fault. I'm Gary from Vault One-Oh-Eight. That's Gary, also Gary. They're my clones. There used to be non-Garies, but things got a little hairy. Now I'm stuck here with these Garies all alone! So seal the door and lock it tight! There's Ghouls galore and ghastly things that bite! We're safe from all nuclear assault! So just surrender all your aspirations, and embrace exasperation with your newfound life inside a vault! And the fallout's surely worse!


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One date later, Nika Harper discovers Captain Falcon's not much of a winner off the F-Zero track. iTunes: Amazon: Blooper Reel: Nika Harper: Markiplier: === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: TIME FOR YOUR FALCON DATE! FALCON IS NEVER LATE! DINNER AND ROSES AWAIT! BY THE WAY YOU'RE GOING DUTCH! RESEVERATIONS FOR TWO! FALC! IS THE NAME HE USED! MAY I BRING DRINKS? HE'LL DO ONE FALCON PUNCH! CAUSE CAPTAIN FALCON'S HERE TO WHISPER IN YOUR EAR SWEET NOTHINGS THAT APPEAR TO BE THE ONLY THINGS HE SAYS! AND IF YOU START TO CHOKE, HE'LL DO THE HEIMLICH 'TILL YOUR BACK IS BROKE! AND YOU MIGHT FEEL AS THOUGH HE CAUSED A STROKE! BUT CAPTAIN FALCON SAVED YOUR LIFE! SO FAR AS DATING GOES, THIS HAS BEEN AWFUL- YO! PLEASE PAY YOUR CHECK SIR. NO-! THEN THEY' THREW US OUT. FALCON THEN HATCHED A PLAN TO SEE THE ICE CREAM MAN. WHEN IT SLIPPED FROM HIS HAND.THEN HE GAVE A FALCON SHOUT! THEN WE WALKED TO MY DOOR, WELL, WE RAN, REALLY. I GAVE HIM A HUG, THOUGH HE GOT A BIT. FEELY! THEN AS THE MUSIC SOARED, HE WENT FOR A KISS AT MY DOOR.THEN HE SHOUTED, FALCON CALL ME! A REQUEST THAT I IGNORED! HE'S CAPTAIN FALCON AND WE ARE HIS PRIVATE MARIACHI BAND!


You don't film 'FNAF the Musical' without a few mistakes. Or a ton of them, if you're Mark, Nate, Matt, or AJ. More 'FNAF Musical' Outtakes: NIGHT 1 -- NIGHT 2 -- NIGHT 3 -- NIGHT 4 -- NIGHT 5 -- BLOOD & TEARS -- WATCH THE SUPERCUT ► GET THE MUSIC ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR!


Meet Pikachu, the most musical Pokemon! iTunes: Amazon: === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: Pikachu! Pikachu! I'm your loyal 'lectric shrew! Oak is scary! Gary's hairy! Here's a Pokedex for you! Pika this! Pika that! I am wearing Ash's hat! Plus three speed is all I need so I can tackle this Golbat! EXP, just for me! I'm evolving- Quick, press B! Nah, just kidding! You would need a Thunder Stone! So just remember, if you try to make me Raichu, I will fight you! Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu! Oh no! A Rocket Grunt has seen us! Now he says he wants to fight! Too bad his team is level 7, and it's stupid- ( Meowth! That's right! ) I'll use my Thundershock to maul it! When we win, we'll take his wallet! Now let's search inside a patch of grass And catch ourselves a flaming ass- ( Seriously, guys, I'm a horse. ) Pikachu! Pikachu! I am so in love with you! Feeling weary? Eat a berry while I play this Poke Flute! On a board! On a bike! Let's go fishing! Now let's hike! Elite Four is such a bore. Hey, I can hear you with this mic! Missing No! Here we go! HM05 is my M.O! We can replicate Rare Candies everywhere! Hey Metapod, I beg your pardon, But I think you've over-hardened. Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu! I'm a girl! I'm a guy! I can faint but I can't die! Pika Pika on yo' speaka, but ??? 's my battle cry! Take a walk! Take a nap! Listen to the Poke Rap! Sneasel, easel, weasel, freeze'll, Freeze you solid! ( It's a trap! ) Ouch, I'm burned! Oh, the pain! Argh! Confusion?! I'm insane! I'll incapacitate myself until I'm well! Although it's true, I'm quite frenetic.I'm also photogenic. .'Cause I'm your loyalest pal in the entire world- -Red, Gold, Black, Emerald, Platinum, Diamond, Sapphire, Pearl- Pikachu! Pikachu! Pikachu!


Slenderman is a bit of a slenderchicken. Happy Halloween, Encounterers! iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers ► Recording Video ► Watch FNAF Musicals ► SparrowRayne ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ______________________________ LYRICS: Lost in the woods with no map or compass! Left in a sea of trees! Can't find my way! I've got no reception! Where could I be? I'll head to the north- -am I facing east? I don't have the slightest clue. Better turn around, start again, face this tree and then figure out what I'm s'posed to do. Where'd my poster go? Where has it gone? Is this tree the same? I'm lost and I've lost my mind! Let's post a spare on this spot right where it's easy to find. What do I have that could leave a trail? To guide me outside the woods? How about a note that's been kissed, or a grocery list, or this meme no one understood? Wait. what?! Who's taking my pages?! Out in the woods, and I'm not alone, but the sun's quickly going down. There! In the trees! Something's stalking me! Stop walking around! 'K, just be cool! Don't be such a fool. There's nothing at all to fear. Other than the trees and the night and that beam of light, and that breathing in my ear. AGH! No, wait! Come back and save me! Why would she run? Does my breath smell bad? Or could it be something worse? Like a hex or a jinx or a wretched stink or ominous curse! Or some creepy man, with long arms and hands, whose face is as blank as death! Who follows you around and doesn't make a sound- Eh, probably it's just my breath~ Whoa, it's a map! How did this get here? And why was it on a tree? And why do I feel like a person for real is following me. YES, YOU THERE. I CAUGHT YOU. YOU'RE MINE NOW. I GOT YOU. THERE'S NO ESCAPE FROM ME, YOUR SLENDER ENEMY!


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Markiplier has a new job at Freddy Fazbear's. For the next few nights, anyway. iTunes ► Amazon MP3 ► Bloopers ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 2 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 3 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 4 ► FNAF MUSICAL NIGHT 5 ► COMPLETE FNAF MUSICAL ► MARKIPLIER (Himself) ► XANDER MOBUS (Freddy) ► SARAH WILLIAMS (Chica) ► AJ PINKERTON (Bonnie) ► DAVID KING (Foxy) ► Puppets created by Michael Ledoux () Music arranged by Matthew Merenda (spacetoaster.bandcamp.com) Baby I Love You performed by Raymy Krumrei === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Additional production support supplied by Katie Herbert and Kaela Berry Choir Vocals performed by Sparrow Rayne, Peter Srinivasan and AJ Pinkerton LYRICS: PHONE GUY: Hello? Hello? Hi, I’m Phone Guy! Pleasure to meet you! I’d like to leave a few quick words- Freddy’s friends can get a bit active… MARK: -blah blah blah, that’s completely absurd… CHICA: Bonnie! Freddy! Time to get ready! FREDDY: Midnight already? BONNIE: Time to play! FREDDY: Hey, I heard they hired a new guy! BONNIE: And it’s his first day! MARK: I’ll try out all the cameras to see what they do. Let’s check the animatronics- -did one of them just move? Don’t be dumb! That’s insane! Look, they’re standing all the same. Except for one… Could it be…? Bonnie’s staring right at me? BONNIE: What’s that sound? CHICA: It seems to be screaming… FREDDY: Everything’s seeming slightly strange… BONNIE: Let’s say hi! He seems a bit jumpy… MARK: How do these cameras change?! They’re heading here just to eat me! Like juicy flesh fruit! Or maybe they’ll all stuff me inside a Fazbear suit! Seal the doors! Hit the lights! FREDDY: Hey new guy, are you all right? MARK: Stay away! Leave me be! FREDDY: Don’t be scared! It’s only me! CHICA: Oh no! He sounds like he’s in trouble! CHICA: Foxy, are you there? The new guy’s trapped inside! MARK: They’re breaking down the door! CHICA: He sounds so terrified! FREDDY: Hold on, Foxy’s come to get you! MARK: Is that something in the vent?! Why’s it smell like blood and mucus?! BONNIE: That’s our natural scent! FREDDY: Hey! MARK: I need a disguise to hide in! A mask or a head! FREDDY: Hey Chica, check the kitchen! I think that camera’s dead. MARK: Don’t blink… Don’t breathe… Don’t move… Please, Foxy, leave… FREDDY: What’s he doing? BONNIE: Sealing the air vents! FREDDY: New guy, don’t! You need fresh air! MARK: Wow, I’m getting kind of loopy… At least I don’t feel- SCARED! FREDDY: Hi there! I’m Freddy! Wanna come and play? I think you’re special, in your own way! I’d love to sing a song with you! It’s my favorite thing to do, ‘cause I love you through and through! ANIMATRONICS: Come play with Freddy! Play the night away! All Freddy’s friends have come here to say We’d love to sing a song with you! It’s our favorite thing to do, ‘cause we love you through and through! SPECIAL THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING FOR SUBMITTING ALL OUR FNAF ARTWORK: _


Six's little nightmares come to life in this live action adaptation of her indie horror game, Little Nightmares. iTunes ► === GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: Adrift in oceans of madness and seas of fear. Awash in whirlpools of hunger and waves of tears. Asleep, my nightmares are merely a dazed ordeal. Awake, I scarcely remember which dreams were real. So I'll start poking around until this thread is unwound, and though the nightmares abound, I'll keep on standing my ground. But as the clues all compound, I've near conclusively found I'm still asleep. I'm in the my own little nightmare! It feels as real as it seems. I'm trapped with all of these frights here in my dreams! Below the floors of this horror, not much survives. Beneath the cover of shadow, the darkness thrives! Beware, the nightmares will feed off your silent screams! Believe in nothing before you; it's just a dream. I know each answer I find is but a trick of the mind, and though my shadow is blind, it's always lurking behind. Yet every danger's designed to somehow serve to remind I'm still asleep. I'm in my own little nightmare, doomed to be swallowed up raw! There's no escaping my plight here in The Maw! Time to restart the nightmare, back again and again. Trapped in a daydream right where Now's returning to Then. Where will my nightmares take me? When will I be set free? What would it take to wake me from this dream? Starved and running on empty, but still I rise, Reborn back into this nightmare of fear and lies. Though fog of hunger has clouded my weary mind, My will grows stronger than ever with each rewind! And I will push through the pain with but my heart and my brain until my demons are slain and no more nightmares remain! I might be sorely insane, but it seems perfectly plain: I'm still asleep. I'm in my own little nightmare, A dream I'm doomed to repeat! I'm out of food and I know there's naught to eat. I didn't come here to fight fair, To starve and die while you dine! So face your own little nightmare -- -- this is mine.


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Knowing the mouse may one day watch this Undertale video. it fills you with determination. BUY THE SONG ► ITUNES: AMAZON: BLOOPERS ► DETERMINED TO THE END ► DETERMINED TO THE END (DUET) ► Thanks to Toby Fox for a terrific game and characters. === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: We three fates of Undertale Beckon you to play! Spare our lives, or harvest our souls! It's up to you either way! Hey bud, you okay? No need to freak out or anything. It's just singing. And murder. I mean, music. Poor dear! We're here to help you! Help me what? Play Undertale! Use your love instead of your strength, to make your foes your friends! Every drop of innocent blood will change how the story ends! Though our king desires your soul, a Pacifist will see- It only takes a thoughtful Act to set all monsters free! But, like, no pressure or anything. Yeah, REAL freedom's not letting some goatmom tell you how to play. Ex-CUSE ME? Hey, if anybody's got a bone to pick, I'm sure this kid's full of them. That's not very funny. Yeah, I get that a lot. Still, you seem nice. You may slip once or twice, Who am I to judge or blame? But I guess I'll keep track Just to give you some flack at the end of the game! Talk or use silence! Try murderous violence! -I'm kidding, that's a crime. And just so you know, if you kill off my bro, then you'll have a bad time! FLOWEY: Golly, gee! That sounds really great! But let's try this instead: Let's become the angel of death, and MAKE EVERY MONSTER DEAD! Kill them all! Destroy every beast! Each woman, child and man! Genocide's my only goal! Destruction is my plan! TORIEL: (simultaneously) No! He's trying to use you, so Don't let Flowey confuse you! I Know he aims to seduce you and ruin Undertale! Stay determined! They'll guide you a- -Stray! Know that you'll be lied to! You're Brave -- I can see it inside you! I Pray you never fail! SANS: (simultaneous) Look, I'm kind of a bonehead, Not the brainiest guy. But Even goofballs like me can Read between the lines. If you want to get dunked on, I can give you a hand~ But where's the fun in a neutral run if you're not friends with Sans? FLOWEY: (simultaneously) It's kill. or be killed! That's how you play the game! It's kill. or be killed! Either way, it ends the same! Everyone you loved. Everyone you knew. Everyone will die. And they'll die because of you! None of this makes any sense to me. We three fates of Undertale Don't know what you'll do! Every path will impact us all, For better or worse. A blessing or curse. Benign or adverse. It's up to you!


Kyu teaches Nate how to date girls in this absurd retelling of the hit Puzzle Dating Game, HuniePop. iTunes ► Kyanna ► Aleu Moana () Nikki ► Hayden Daviau () Tiffany ► Fae Wicket () Aiko ► Jennifer Zhang () Audrey ►SparrowRayne () Momo ►Angi Viper () Venus ► Emily Dane () Kyu ► AJ Pinkerton () The Player ► Nathan Morse () Lyrics: Can I help you? Yes, you can! Just stand like that for a bit! Don’t engage her! Just act cool! —Your creeping is legit. Spend all your money! Gain a bit of hunie! Don’t turn around. Why? Is something funny? Geisha girls are greatest! —Yeah, that’s kind of racist… Now go on! Give her this gift! Each girl we see can be stalked with HunieBee! There’s a tiny catch— —it’s slightly sketch— but so are we! Ask for a date! —We just met- Who cares? It’s fate! All you need’s to be like Kyu! You know, maybe I should just be myself- Hey, am I the fairy here or are you? Can I keep dis fishie, please? It’s for a pet, I swear! She looks hungry! Give her food! Don’t you ___ing dare! Use this to impress her! Got three on my dresser. “What cup size are those?” Don’t examine my breasts, sir. Tell that little cutie that you love her booty! —thanks, I found it myself! Show her your cheese, and some earmuffs, if you please! I don’t need a drink! You ____ing stink- like liver disease! What is my height? Cause I can’t remember quite… All I need’s to be like Kyu… You’re gonna be a kitty?! Thank you for the show, but you oughta know Talent’s not a big appeal… Maybe you and I could go take some classes! Yes, we’ve barely met, yet you still forget my name a million times! Since I’m under 21, Drinking’s technically a crime. Maybe we should find some other girls… Kyu, zip your lip! All I hear up above is a whole lot of failure, not a whole lot of love! You were sent to get him dates, but Nate’s been left empty-handed, So you gotta deal with me and get rap-reprimanded! Hold on, honey! Here’s some shoes! They’re great for gouging out eyes! Can I eat dis? It smells good! I think that might make her die… Thanks for all the pencils… What’s with these utensils… What the ___ are these?! I DON’T NEED MORE PENCILS! How long does a cat a live? 15 years on average. Wow, you’re so good at cats! Love ain’t a game based on matching things the same. And I guess it helps to be yourself— Unless you’re ____ing lame. We don’t need booze and gifts- We don’t care how much you lift. All you need’s to be like you!


Magikarp is a dish best served after Level 20. BUY THE SONG: iTunes: Amazon: Continue on to THE ZUBAT SONG: Continue on to GO GO POKEMON GO: === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: Hey, you! Pikachu! I want you on my team! Your shocking 'lectric powers complement my water theme! I've got a chance to catch you, So please don't take this to heart! I'll need to fight you with my Pokemon, So feel the wrath of MAGIKARP! Why, you Pikachu! You think you're pretty tough? I hope you've packed some Potions, 'Cause my Pokemon play rough! Prepare yourself for capture! Stay on guard! Think fast! Look sharp! I'm here to nab a Surfing Pikachu, So I choose you, MAGIKARP! Curse you, Pikachu! This ain't some sort of game! You think you're pretty funny, But you're driving me insane! I've forty-seven Poke Balls, Brand new from Poke Mart! So surrender or you'll be no more! Beware my deadly MAGIKARP! Screw you, Pikachu! My patience has worn out! I'll wipe that smarmy smile Off your leering little snout! Just sit there and look pretty Before I tear this place apart! Then we'll see whose laughter's laughing last! Here comes my MAGIKARP!


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Phantom R may be a step ahead of the police, but he's right in time with the beat. Created by Sega Corporation and Random Encounters Entertainment. (The 15th song in Random Encounters' musical parody series!) An album version MP3 of the song is available here: As always, right click and save link as


Which type of Smash Bros. player are you? Tell us in the comments! iTunes: BLOOPERS: Also Starring: Midnight Marinara - Ports Center - SparrowRayne - === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! Lyrics: Since the '64, I've been in love with Smash Bros! I know every item, stage and trophy, too! I even leveled up a set of sweet Amiibo to play against when I play Smash Bros (Wii) U! When I play Smash, I only play for Glory. I tend to favor Melee, yes, it's true. But since I typically stick to Stock, and the GameCube game pads rock, I'm getting super hyped for Smash Bros. (Wii) U! Because We love to Smash our friends in Super Smash Bros! Though I think Master Hand is better than Tabuu. (Wait, who?) Whether it's beating a team of hacks- -Or maybe spamming some cheap attacks- We can agree that we love Smash Bros. (Wii) U! I was best of all the players in my high school. I'm invincible as Fox or Pikachu! Oh, and I also know a hundred million combos! And I can Wave Dash- AGH! NO! SCREW YOU!!! I don't know how to play! I'm pushing buttons! I don't recall precisely what they do. I guess I'll stick with Down and B; I only play this at parties. I'm pretty horrible at Smash Bros. (Wii) U! And yet We're totally addicted to Smash Brothers! We may have a small obsession- Or tattoo! (SO COOL.!) And even though I may be worst- And I would NORMALLY get first- No game's the same as playing Smash Bros. U! Nobody ever gives up their controller. I'd love to join a Smash Bros. round or two. But I'm eternally that guy Nobody wants to give a try. ( Hey! Wanna join? Smash Bros. now supports up to 8 players. ) ( Really? ) -that mode's exclusively for Smash Bros. (Wii) U! Now we all can play together at Smash Brothers! I can kill my friends until my thumbs are black and blue! That blue lady! Little Mac! GUYS, MEWTWO'S COMING BACK! It's clear we all adore Smash Brothers Four - (Wii) U! Disclosure: As a participant in the Nintendo Ambassador program, we have received free product (Super Smash Bros for Wii U software and Kirby/Mario Amiibo), but no compensation. All thoughts and opinions are our own. Our experience may differ from your own.


This video was funded by Disney XD by Maker. iTunes ► Amazon ► Bloopers: 1 ► 2 ► 3 ► Markiplier ► Dodger ► === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! __________________________________ Lyrics Cheer up, Enis. No need to feel so sad. So chin up, Enis. It's really not so bad! And just between us, there's still a million ways to put that grin back on your face. Imagine the floor is hot lava, and not just a hot bed of fleas! Pretend that this blood stain's a painting, and that we're heisting a fine masterpiece! Make believe that this creepy inscription show's a passageway built in the wall! It's not easy to see, but kid, take it from me, that this place isn't so awful at all! This isn't a mold-ridden sofa; it's a pony named Buckaroo Jones! And here's a Shakespearean actor who looks like a pile of bones! This isn't a chamber for torture; it's a spot to drink tea with our dolls! Pretend this thing's a grenade- -that was actually a grenade- -but hey, this isn't a waffle at all! This place may be smelly and scary, and it may be the last place we see, but I know that for sure there is one certain cure to endure it all, take it from me! This place really reeks like an outhouse, and really has mildew to spare! I'm really creeped out by these portraits, and I really wouldn't sit in that chair! The food in the fridge is expired; something's dripping halfway down the hall. Let's pretend it's a pool! Oh yeah! That would be cool! This really isn't so awful at all! A puppet show made out of curtains! A three player role playing game! Extreme indoor racing! Fine wine and cheese tasting! I still think it's pointless and lame- Imagine we're all in a swordfight- -with garbage instead of real swords! I'd like to pretend we're a rock band, but it's clear that we don't know any chords. Pretend that that shadow's a giant, not a guy who's been there all along! Weren't it all in our heads, we would prob'bly be dead, but this place isn't so awful at all! _____________________________________________ Hey Parents, did your kids dig the video? Leave your feedback in the comments. Attention Creators 18 and up: Got a neat idea for a new Disney XD show? If we like your pitch, we'll provide you up to $1,000 for a short proof-of-concept video. Join Maker Gen to get in on the action! Apply here► About Disney XD By Maker: Disney XD by Maker is a new initiative to find and develop the next generation of talent for Disney XD including content on DisneyXD.com, the Watch Disney XDapp, and the Disney XD TV channel. Creators, age 18 and over, can apply to be part of the initiative at makerstudios.com/DisneyXD and will join some of Maker's most popular talent including CaptainSparklez, Working With Lemons, ZexyZek, 101DarkMonkey, RandomEncounters and EvanTube who will will create original content for Disney XD by Maker, all specifically made for this new Disney XD by Maker community!


Black Mask holds a roast for the Dark Knight. With gasoline and a lighter. iTunes: Amazon: Our friends at KILL9TV helped film this musical! Watch us guest-star in their videos at FEATURING: BATMAN: Matthew Hiscox - BLACK MASK: John Anthony - CATWOMAN: Angi Viper - JOKER: AJ Pinketon - HARLEY QUINN: Sparrow Rayne - BANE: Devon Chenoweth Michael T. Coleman (voice) RIDDLER: Scott Leverett - PENGUIN: Jon Courtot POISON IVY: Sam Janes Jennifer Zhang (voice) SCARECROW: David King HUGO STRANGE: Matt Holley ORACLE: Katie Herbert RA'S AL GHUL: Peter Srinivasan - === BABY I LOVE YOU T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! --- Lyrics: You're a thorn in our sides! And a pain in the neck! You're pathetic! Like a really bad joke! Detective, you're a fool! A delusionary wreck! Come on Bats! Have a laugh! 'Till your back's finally broke! What has wings like a bat, And a brain half the size? And will die like a man, While the fires rise! You can bet on your life That tonight's just the start! Once you've bled 'till you're dead, We'll tear Gotham apart! We've been waiting for the ending of this Dark Knight! Each excruciating second of this Dark Knight! Gotham's ashes will be raining on this Dark Knight! Setting fire to this Dark Knight! Look around! All you see's Your responsibility! Take a life! Make a stand! Join the League and take command! Lighten up! Have a drink! Titan's better than you think! Gotta say, Mister J, I liked you even more that way! Face your fears! Succumb to fright! I'll terrorize your Darkest Knight! All your secrets are no more! I've blown a hole in your armory's floor! Grab a lighter, 'cause we're lighting up the Dark Knight! Celebrating the destruction of the Dark Knight! Arkham City's bringing chaos to the Dark Knight! Light the Dark Knight! Light the Dark Knight! End the Dark Knight! Kill the Dark Knight! One more chance to redeem my soul. Should I save him? I don't know. Do I trust Black Mask will pay my share? Batman needs me, but I don't care. I don't care. To the end of the Knight! I propose a toast! To the end of the Knight! And his burnt-up ghost! To the end of the Knight- Whom I've deemed insane~ We're gonna burn the bat- A.K.A. Bruce Wayne. To the end of the Knight! And his pointless life! To his gruesome death! I'm Mister J's new wife! To the end of the Knight. Make it slow~ Take delight~ It's the End- It's the End- It's the End- It's the End- It's the End! The end of the Knight!


Granny won't let you go until her song is over -- or until your life is over, whichever comes first. iTUNES ➤ AMAZON ➤ SPOTIFY ➤ BLOOPERS ➤ BEHIND THE SCENES ➤ RECORDING ➤ Check out even more stores for other download options! (Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ Subscribe Now and Watch us Weekly! ======================= ✪ GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ✪ EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS: ➥ BASIC: ➥ Back us on Patreon for exclusive perks, including free music ☞ ======================= LYRICS: I've got a shiver Runnin' down my spine. Trapped here with Granny, but she ain't no granny of mine! Cause her eyes are hauntingly dead and white. Teeth that oughta stay out of sight. Hair infested with fungal blight-- What a fright! I could make an escape through the padlocked door, but every step that I take on this creaky floor is making horrible squeaks that I can't ignore, or Granny knows exactly where I am! Granny! Granny! Elder foe! How'd I get here? I don't know! Can't we shake and make it so I can go? Let me go! I need a hammer, and a couple keys. I need to whisper, because I see Granny's knees! Air so thick with her dank perfume. Fog that follows her 'round the room Breath so close that I must assume that I'm doomed. She's got a keen set of ears like you won't believe, and keeps a half dozen traps up her Granny sleeve, besides a thick wooden bat to prevent my leave. I wish she'd knit a quilt or play some bridge. Granny! Granny! Right below! She's a Hide-and- -Seeking pro! Tracks you down by audio! Why, hello. Let me go! Granny's in the hall! Calling through the walls- Want to play hide and seek? Gotta run! Gotta hide! Granny's planning homocide! Come and give your Granny a kiss on the cheek! I just shot Granny, and I hope she's dead. But if she isn't, I'm sure she'll come cut off my head! What could open up Granny's door? Why is this inside Granny's drawer? Where was Granny right here before on the floor? Now I'm stuck in her house, and she's out on the prowl with her bat in her hand and a permanent scowl on her rotted old face and she smells kinda foul, like a shambling sack of prunes! Granny! Granny! Spreading woe Everywhere that Granny goes! Racing, chasing to and fro even though Granny's too slow to catch me- Granny! Granny! Well of woe! Geriatric horror show! Might have passed on long ago! Let me go! Let me go!


Medics and Scouts don't make a great team. Buy the Song ▶ Or Amazon ▶ Bloopers ▶ Recording Video ▶ STARRING Dodger ▶ Xander Mobus ▶ Extra Props designed by Scott Leverett ▶ === SENPAI NOTICE ME T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! LYRICS: SCOUT: Hey Medic! Don't go! Please, my health bar's pretty low! MEDIC: Look, the Heavy needs my help! I'm a busy man, you know! SCOUT: Come on, show me some compassion! Forget the status quo! MEDIC: Sorry, Medics… don't heal Scouts! SCOUT: Hey, c’mon, Doc, I’m dying’ here! MEDIC: Clearly… SCOUT: Wait, Doc, I'm in pain! Any moment, I'll be slain! There's a bullet in my chest- MEDIC: And a screw loose in your brain… SCOUT: Oh, the lights are fading quickly~ MEDIC: This is only just a sprain. That's why Medics… don't heal Scouts! SCOUT: Uh, I also got stabbed in the ankle- MEDIC: Go find a Health Kit. SCOUT: I'm begging on my knees here Cause it hurts too much to stand! I'm the fastest friggin' member of your team! MEDIC: “True, but- You're also pretty puny, with the IQ of a crayon, And you have the most unhealthy self esteem! SCOUT: That's not true! I think I'm AWESOME! Doc, give me one chance! Yes, I know your friggin' stance! But my heart's starting to fail me, and I think I crapped my pants- You can stitch me, saw me, sew me- Embed friggin' dove implants- MEDIC: …deal! SCOUT: Really? MEDIC: “Yes, but just this once, though, because- BOTH: Medics… don't heal Scouts!


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Buy the song on iTunes ► Sound Design Video on Maker.TV ► Buy the song on Amazon ► Watch the bloopers ► Watch the storyboards ► Coming Soon! Subscribe ► Paperboy (Justus Stebner) ► Tire Guy (AJ Pinkerton) ► Pants Guy (Peter Srinivasan) ► Crazy Lady (Sarah Williams) ► Babysitter (Katie Herbert) ► Death (Chris Stringer) ► Eisenstein (Casey Dwyer) ► The Beard (Himself) ► This is what our subscribers are like, too. LYRICS: TIRE GUY: It’s a lovely Monday morning; my ex is still asleep… I’ll take off all her tires and roll them down the street. It sounds a bit vindictive, but I swear it’s nothing new; I’ve been doing it for weeks now! Rolling wheels is what I do! PAPERBOY: Hey Mr. Johnson! Stealing your girlfriend’s wheels again? TIRE GUY: You betcha! PAPERBOY: Well, watch out! She looks pretty mad! TIRE GUY: Huh? BABYSITTER: I’m on a walk with Junior, like any other day. I’m not sure how it happened, but the baby’s rolled away! I’d positively panic, but it happened last week, too. Plus I’m just the babysitter! Losing children’s what I do. PAPERBOY: Baby’s rolling down Easy Street- BABYSITTER: Oh, that baby~! PANTS GUY: I’m tryin’a get my pants on, but they’re really freaking tight- Why I’m in the street, I haven’t got a clue… CRAZY LADY: At precisely 9:08, I come out my door and wait and leave out alluring bait for the Paperboy I hate! CAR GUY: Laying beneath cars is what I do! ROBBER: Give me all your money! And put it in this bag! I need it for my wife cause she’s a shopaholic hag! Hey, come on! Make it snappy! This ain’t no deja vu! I rob you almost daily, because robbing’s what I do- DEATH: I don’t get all this fuss- I’m just a normal guy, who takes his normal walks, and collects souls when people die. I’d love to read the funnies, or the entertainment news- ALL: I’m not that weird; it’s just a thing I do!


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Random Encounters' Determined to the End Undertale song, performed as a duet with Peter and Miss Bird! Plus unreleased scenes of Frisk and Gaster TOGETHER! Watch the ORIGINAL ► Download the ORIGINAL SONG ► | Amazon ►


Phoenix Wright: A Turnabout Encounter was a crazy 8 day shoot, filled with hard work, but also, a few shenanigans. Enjoy our flubs and silliness! If you haven't yet, watch the musicals here! Watch Episode 1 ➤ Watch Episode 2 ➤ Watch Episode 3 ➤ Stay tuned for the supercut!


TinyBuild's notorious Neighbor is locking his door and checking it twice, but that won't stop Santa from dropping in to say hello. GET THE SONG ► BLOOPERS ► COMMENTS ► STORYBOARDS ► Check out Amazon, Spotify, and other digital stores for even more music download options! (Did you find The Beard in every musical? Tell us his timecode in the comments!) ✸BECOME AN ENCOUNTERER✸ Subscribe Now and Watch us Weekly! ======================= ✪ GET RANDOM ENCOUNTERS GEAR! ✪ EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS: ➥ BASIC: ➥ Back us on Patreon for exclusive perks, including free music ☞ ======================= LYRICS Up on my housetop, what’s that sound? Someone’s stomping all around! Time for a lock-down! Traps are armed! Off my roof or you’ll be harmed! Ho ho ho! Why, hello! Oh, no, no! Don’t you go Down through my chimney! Is that clear? You’re not welcome here! Where are the stockings? Where’s the wreath? Please don’t hurt me! I’m no thief! Where is the tinsel? Where’s the tree? Stay the heck away from me! Ho ho- OH! Easy, bro! How ‘bout no? Time to go! Find somewhere else to spread some cheer. You’re not welcome here! Down in the basement, could there be milk and cookies and a tree? Gather your presents, Get your sack, Take a hike and don’t come back! Ho, ho, ho! What’s below? Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can’t go Down in my basement! Hmm, I fear I’m not welcome here. Where is he hiding? Where’d he go? He’s here somewhere, This I know! I’ve got his crowbar, And his key! I’ve gotta go, He’s after me! Ho, ho, ho! You’re too slow! Oh, ho, ho! You would know… Give me the gift sack- Kiss my rear! Please don’t take it- (What’s inside?) Stop! You’ll break it! (I don’t mind-) You’re not welcome here!


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iTunes: Amazon: The Brony Song's team returns to RELEASE THE PONY! My Little Pony's ditzy mailmare, Derpy, finds herself in the midst of a muffin meltdown. Katie Wilson: LYRICS: Not a cloud in the sky, It's a beautiful day! Everywhere I fly, Things are goin' my way! Got a bag of full of mail and sweet delivering skills! Cause I'm the best Mail Mare in PonyVille! Oh, the smells are enticing! Is that poppy or nut? These look so appetizing- They'd go great in my gut! And if they'd taste so exquisite as I dream that they might, I could stuff my face full. but that wouldn't be right. Cause I'm a Mail Mare pony, one who's taken an oath! I made a vow that I'm bound to uphold! And neither rain, heat nor snow, nor cupcakes, muffins or both, Can break my word! I'm undeterred by all those. Fluffy, tasty muffins, topped with seeds and filled with fruit! Just one tantalizing whiff is all it takes. So delectably delicious (and effectively nutritious!), It's no wonder they're the only thing I bake! Just a solitary nibble- Just the teensiest of crumbs- Turns my body limp and weak around the knees. Just a taste and then I'll go! One small bite- They'll never know! Or a big bite. Or maybe two or three! All the muffins have gone missing! All the muffins were misplaced! Were there five? Or six? I haven't got a clue! Now I have an eerie inkling, of a memory erased, That I may have had a bite or two- Then swallowed- I forgot to chew- And seven muffins later, I just don't know what to do! All I've got's an empty package to deliver! Will they know its tasty pastries are no more? Will they notice that there's nary one last muffin left to show? Derpy, think! DERPY, THINK you little muffin-thieving horse! I could gauge the weight of muffins and replace it all with rocks! Then I'd seal it all back up and PROBLEM SOLVED! Of course, until they open up the box, and find it filled right up with rocks, and from the hoof prints, tell I'd been involved.! I could toss it in a river! Maybe bury it in sand! Say I'd lost it! Wait- That sounds delinquent, too! Every possible excuse is too easy to deduce! The only tack's to tell the truth. Hello, my name's Derpy Hooves. It's a beautiful day. I've a package for you, but I'm sorry to say. That its muffins are gone. And that may make you mad. But I'll pay you back so. it's clear that you know I feel bad. .I FORGOT MY ADDRESS! I MAILED THESE MUFFINS MYSELF! I LIKE TO BUY THEM ONLINE- though I usually buy twelve. THERE'S NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY, AND I THINK THAT I WILL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY! IN PONYVILLE!


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