Please. Stop Using Git. - Matthew McCullough

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Please. Stop Using Git. - Matthew McCullough

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Comments to the video: Please. Stop Using Git. - Matthew McCullough

cyotee 10 days ago
Fuck him.
Mystery 1 month ago
I'm sure, this guy uses git more than all of us
HEAVY SYSTEMS, Inc. 1 month ago
If 'coders' wrote books like they write programs, there would be no such thing as a book because they'd never get published and if they did, they'd quickly be taken off the shelf and replaced by a new version with a new plot and characters because that last one wasn't finished anyway. Maybe GIT isn't necessary but a new outlook on how to program is.
Simon Tech 1 month ago
I love the hilarious sarcasm
Missano Raj John Thattil 2 months ago
Absolute 5:25 rubbish with a pack narrow minded selfishness bloody fool. Do you even know that this entire business itself is gonna end someday for a better human life, else the human race will.
Kamran Nazir 2 months ago
I could have created a commit if I hadn't wasted my time on this video.
Юра Вовк 2 months ago
Is it sarcasm? 'Cause if not, it's shit. Such a retrospective dummy
Luis Cardoza 3 months ago
A free operating system. The nerve of some people, suggesting that such a thing would exist. Microsoft is a struggling company. How will bill afford to feed his cat if we don't activate windows.
Jeb Watson 3 months ago
Perpendicular bits. Lol
Ariel D 3 months ago
I lost 1 minute of my life.
Harshith Chukka 3 months ago
Well i started to learn Git yesterday and then today i found this, great.
Kalebe Alves 3 months ago
Sarcasm.. it's over 9000 So high that stoped being sarcastic hahahah
Kovács Zsolt András 3 months ago
:D
Abdelmaksoud Marwane 4 months ago
This is a good joke lol, but if you are serious about this then you really need to find new way to get attention -_-
Andrew Ryan 4 months ago
git is useless
jaziel tan 5 months ago
be nice to watch if it was actually funny. Change the title to Please. Stop wasting my time - Matthew whatever.
Ali Raza 5 months ago
put it in.gitignore
Santhanakrishnan Kottaimalai 6 months ago
World is changing we have adopt to it.
THARUN KUMAR 6 months ago
My entire org is using git why u oppose git what reason u have negative thoughts over git if u are not interested in git then go for others subversion or perforce if have money why are influencing git or other users not to use git
Michael Versant 6 months ago
Fail! what is this guys agenda.git rocks!
Airton Granero 6 months ago
I have a lesion on cingulate girus that makes very difficult for me grasp sarcasm. But when he talked about SVN generating jobs this was a clue.
YOX 6 months ago
fine YouTube i will watch it
TRENERA 6 months ago
Your head is meny Bugs.: Ja, Ja - Stop Using GIT. Full 's.h.i.t'. Young boy. Play in ever Visual 6.
Robert Van Housen 7 months ago
Are some people sarcasm challenged?
bitwize 7 months ago
Is this slam poetry? Is this what tech conferences have come to?
Vlad Saye 7 months ago
3k people just don't git sarcasm
MarcBot Nope 7 months ago
This as not aged well
LeGunslinger 7 months ago
When a conservative codes.😂
P Ciprian 8 months ago
3:45 you can do that much easier with svn blame
P Ciprian 8 months ago
3:12 and is a lie
P Ciprian 8 months ago
2:17 git is actually much slower than svn
P Ciprian 8 months ago
2:02 that is complete bs. a lie from his lying ass
P Ciprian 8 months ago
1:47 only it does not and you the dev most work more if you want to produce good software
P Ciprian 8 months ago
1:31 actually you need to buy more storage for git as it stores more data. Are you retarded?
P Ciprian 8 months ago
1:02 you do realize people have internet in their homes now right? fast internet
Johnny Hopkins 8 months ago
I get the lightning talk. He want developers to use simpler tools to check in and check out code. I use GitHub and have an account on the site. SVN lets you do the same thing as Git, but in a much simpler way. Focus on good practices and use tools to support those practices.
web.or. die 8 months ago
WHY THE FUCK EVERYTIME I TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING WITH LOTS OF ENTHUSIASM AND MOTIVATION , THERE IS ALWAYS A RELATED VIDEO SAYS DONT' USE IT OR WHY I STOP USING THIS AND THAT.
Euan Mills 8 months ago
$echo Matthew_McCullough.nonce >>.gitignore $git commit.gitignore -m ignoring unwanted file $git push
EpicRaphy 8 months ago
Ppl dont git it
Robert Butacu 8 months ago
legit one of the most cringe video ive ever seen. so bad - such an attention seeking, dummy fanboi
BeatFishnChips 9 months ago
Yo this is negative marketing. bravo git.
Saurav Goswami 9 months ago
Fuck You !! Love Git and using FreeOS !!
54N_ JS 9 months ago
poor human being.he is so afraid.
54N_ JS 9 months ago
gitgnore.
Rick Don 10 months ago
二营长, 把你**的意大利.意大利面拉出来让友军尝尝? XD
I am a Lurk 10 months ago
There is NO way to USE git. (1) You type command in Git, it spits back meaninglesserror, (2) you browse forums and read manuals. (3) Goto 1. Git leaves no time to work on a project.
Grzegorz Pomykala 10 months ago
All jobless SVN sysadmins may retrain to maintain jenkins instead ;)
mark dennis 10 months ago
Git haters got clickbaited.
umesh - 10 months ago
like, i just graduated in some paid vendor certification, so just throw away all open source -- because they cut existing jobs by people, even existing jobs are there because the same people are using it knowingly or on some remote location.. some white man brains never think beyond jobs and selling weapons and sensual pleasures
Kirk D 11 months ago
he got me on the committing a bug issue lol
Hanro50 11 months ago
I don't git your point?
Łukasz Taraszka 11 months ago
I do not agree GIT is better than ClearCase. With GIT I have no time for drinking coffee. live is running too fast!
Shanks Babo 11 months ago
Please stop making machines, people out there are going to lose they're jobs ?!? Think about them. No need to graduate , machines will take over the world.
Glen Millard 11 months ago
I honestly thought he was serious - until his Linus Torvalds slide was on the screen - it took me that long to figure out the sarcasm. You fooled me - not an easy thing to do - Big Up to yourself!
Goran Pjanic 11 months ago
The guy is so enthusiastic, but I'm so sorry, I'm not impressed.
Guru G 1 year ago
is he being sarcastic ?
Guru G 1 year ago
yeah! he is !! got it :)
Denis Bodor 1 year ago
Of course it's sarcastic, but it's really, really, badly brought and not funny.
szeredai akos 1 year ago
i found someone who is genuinely worse than amy schumer.
Сварожічъ Х'Арійскі 1 year ago
Couldn't understand what that shit was about!
Harendra Singh 1 year ago
Hahahahaha ! 3k dislikes ? Dude does anyone get sarcasm here?
Harendra Singh 1 year ago
Aren't there free os?
Kunal Dargan 1 year ago
Moron
David O'Donoghue 1 year ago
Plastic SCM FTW!
anonymous49125 1 year ago
save your 5 minutes. reading use git because it's good is just as good as watching this waste of time.
Danilo Margarido 1 year ago
O'Rly?
Jose Martins 1 year ago
I hate videos with misleading titles.
Mike S 1 year ago
Brilliant. Hilarious.
S B 1 year ago
конечно пошел ты нахуй!
KvaGram 1 year ago
Awesome satire.
serro csc 1 year ago
ok no more github
Erick Cardozo 1 year ago
Sponsored by: Microso. *(CENSORED)*
Catalin Raducan 1 year ago
wtw is this? who is this retard?
Jack Uzumaki 1 year ago
BAKLA!!!
Priyesh pandey 1 year ago
Sarcasm
sharad chandakacherla 1 year ago
git ignore this shit
Matthew Routon 1 year ago
skipped through, this guy didn't even mention git
Matthew Routon 1 year ago
3 minutes in and he's still bullshitting
Dawei Family 1 year ago
what total crap
Michael McNamara 1 year ago
O'Really? I don't git it.
Peter Njenga 1 year ago
He is so committed!
Neoteric Phoenix 1 year ago
Ahhh I see what he did here LOL
Prasad Kumawat 1 year ago
I think this man is frustrated by doing coding, give him a good medical treatment
M12Howitzer 1 year ago
what a useless clown.
Sören Klein 1 year ago
funny xD
Tom Victor 1 year ago
what the fuck did he just said?
loidsemus 1 year ago
thinkaboutterrence
Ihsan Toprak 1 year ago
kim lan bu ibne
Smith Jones 1 year ago
STOP USING GIT FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN HAHAHAHAHHA
Kunal Ghosh 1 year ago
Git bait alert!
mahesh babu 1 year ago
Lol this person is a GitHub Staff member :P
John L 1 year ago
I'm totally clueless about git and trying to learn to use it. is this sarcasm?
NateZimer 1 year ago
Sarcasm is a nice tool of general purpose humor however its not a nice tool of conveying technical concepts or beliefs. More people probably would have assimilated this talks concepts had it been presented in a normal positive way. Instead, presentations such as these just scream ignorance and arrogance.
Matthew Stringer 1 year ago
The free operating system is call linux. It is one of the most used operating systems.
Matthew Stringer 1 year ago
that moment when it takes too long to detect the sarcasm
Krishna Malleboina 1 year ago
I wasn't expecting such a stupid video from O'Reilly. Waste of my time.
Myesha Rice 1 year ago
I clicked on this thinking I was going to see Matthew McConaughey. lol
Kavindra Nikhurpa 1 year ago
I don't git it.
Pragyan Das 1 year ago
It seems this guy has been abused properly in the git mailing list. 😂
Dheeraj Maganti 1 year ago
stand up comedy :D !
Cheese Buds 1 year ago
bs
turbo pascal 1 year ago
2848 people failed to merge the sarcasm branch into master.
Blagatt 1 year ago
The sarcasm is hard to find, but when you find it, oh boy.